I am still incapable of forming complete sentences after watching Justin Timberlake’s performance last night at the Grammys.
I’m also still recovering from the shit-storm-knock-out-fight at Target on Sunday. Why? Prabal Gurung’s collection debut, of course! You’ve seen the ridiculously happy commercials with the skinny girl making out with the guy in a back seat of a car. Then they break up and end up getting back together making out on a sidewalk.
*SIGH*, love. It’s exactly like that, Target commercial couple.
I woke up way too early Sunday morning, threw on a ridiculous outfit of mismatched sweats and a baseball hat, and drove to Target. Along with the rest of the women of Colorado. But it was worth it because 5 hours later the entire line was sold out everywhere. Five years ago I could have cared less. I blame all of this crazy behavior on my husband, who stands in line for Nike shoe releases, video games, and iPhones. I came home after my first round (yes, first) of shopping and he was just getting out of bed. I tried on my new outfits to get his approval and he just looked at me and said, “I’ve created a monster”. I grabbed him and said LET’S GO we still need to find the shirt dress and those bitches at the Colorado store are vicious!
The night before, my husband was like, “make a list of the things you want and we’ll find out which store has it in stock so we’re not driving around town”. Um, thank you, clothing guru. He was looking at the outfits online with me and picking out things that would only look good on skinny models. I kept getting extremely annoyed with this and I’d snap, “I can’t wear that. Only girls with no shoulders and skinny legs can pull that off“. And then I’d be mad for 10 full minutes because he thought I was a skinny model who could pull that off. The nerve.
It does look like a rainbow threw up. How amazing is the floral blazer!!?? I will wear this to work. And it will be shocking.
I was having serious buyer’s remorse when I took this photo. I threw all of the clothes on the ground in a pile trying to make it look like I only bought a couple of things.
Did you manage to score this weekend? With Target? With life? With a boyfriend? <inappropriate, Joy>Maybe that means you slept in and avoided the crazy girls like me racing around Target. Because guess what else? Leg warmers are on clearance.
Tomorrow I’m taking some of my Crossfit peeps to my favorite yoga class! I hope they love it.